Voids Where Prohibited
May 9, 2008
Public urination is about to be criminalized. Currently it’s an indecent exposure issue, however, legislation is soon to be introduced at the state level, merely a prelude to a Federal ban.
The frontal assault on our unalienable rights (i.e., the Pursuit of Happiness) is but the most recent, if not the most egregious, fascistic circumscription of our personal liberties.
An obvious violation of the Fourteenth Amendment, it clearly discriminates against compulsive asparagus eaters, people with limited bladder capacity (an act of God), and those who drink beer for medicinal purposes.
A greed driven, shadow government initiative that seeks obscene profits for the urinal industry while advancing its insidious agenda (the complete prohibition of bodily functions).
